beer snob

I said a few days ago I would post my definition of a beer snob. This is a work in progress, but here's what I have so far.
A beer snob is

• one who seeks out quality over quantity
• one who never simply drinks a beer, but contemplates every sip (and never chugs!)
• one who will not drink a beer they do not enjoy, even if it means pouring $10 down the drain
• one who maintains the same high standard regardless of social situations or pressures
• one who says with extreme caution "this is the best beer I've ever had"
• one who relentlessley mocks anything with "light" (lite) in the name
• one who will always drink out of a glass if it is even a remote possibility (and never a can!)